The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Ref: "Number Burden III, that's a flag." Burden III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Burden III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burden III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.