The Hamstring Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burden III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Caleb Williams
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.