The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Burden III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burden III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.