The Hamstring Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Burden III was due a breakout.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.