The Dropped Pass Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.