The Snap Count Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burden III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.