The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burden III's stadium. Only over Burden III.
- Burden III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burden III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.