The Phantom Flag Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.