The Phantom Holding Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.