The Butter-Finger Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Burden III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burden III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.