The Late Scratch Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Ref: "Number Burden III, that's a flag." Burden III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Burden III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.