The Butter-Finger Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Burden III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burden III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.