The Phantom Flag Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Burden III gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burden III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.