The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- Burden III gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
74%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burden III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.