The Butter-Finger Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.