The Hamstring Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Burden III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Caleb Williams
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.