The Late Scratch Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burden III's stadium. Only over Burden III.
- Burden III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burden III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.