The Butter-Finger Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.