The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Burden III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Burden III was due a breakout.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burden III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Caleb Williams
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.