The Late Scratch Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burden III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.