The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burden III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.