The Butter-Finger Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Burden III was due a breakout.
- Burden III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burden III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.