The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Burden III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Burden III was due a breakout.
- Burden III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burden III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.