The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- The QB looks at Burden III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burden III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.