The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Burden III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burden III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.