The Checkdown Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.