The Sack Spiral Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jones is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.