The Hamstring Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.