The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.