The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.