The Pick-Six Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.