The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.