The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.