The Checkdown Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.