The Late Scratch Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones's stadium. Only over Jones.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Every deep ball Jones throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.