The Late Scratch Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.