The Sideline-Scold Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones's stadium. Only over Jones.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.