The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.