The Pick-Six Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jones gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.