The Kneel-Down Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.