The Sack Spiral Hex of Mac Jones
Mac Jones · SF · QB
“Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mac Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mac Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mac Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.