The Phantom Flag Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Lemon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lemon gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lemon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.