The Butter-Finger Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“Lemon runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lemon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Lemon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.