The Butter-Finger Hex of Makai Lemon
Makai Lemon · PHI · WR
“The broadcast shows Lemon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lemon's week
- Rookie Lemon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lemon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lemon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Makai Lemon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Makai Lemon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Makai Lemon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.