The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.