The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corley's stadium. Only over Corley.
- Corley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.