The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.