The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.