The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Corley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.