The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“The QB looks at Corley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.